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  • 5726 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Un serif fuma un trabuc in fata biroului sau,cand un cowboy,ii impusca trabucul la un capat si striga:

    -I'm John!

    Vine alt cowboy,ii impusca un alt capat de trabuc si striga:

    -I'm Jack!

    Vine al treilea,il impusca pe serif ,dupa care striga:

    -I'm sorry!

    2009/08/05 12:52 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 5727 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Doamna,luati cainele de aici!Simt un purice pe picior!

    -Rex,mars de aici!Domnul are purici!

    2009/08/05 12:52 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 5728 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Niste nebuni erau transportati cu avionul la un spital. Doctorul statea in cabina pilotului. La un moment dat, vine sa verifice ce faceau nebunii. Astia jucau fotbal. Ca sa vada daca sunt toti, ii numara si vede ca lipseste unul.

    -Unde-i Gigi Nebunu'?

    -Pe aripa avionului, executa cornerul!

    2009/08/05 12:52 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 5729 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    Isi cumpara ursul masina noua si pleaca sa se plimbe prin padure.La un moment dat se intalneste cu

    iepurasul. Iepurasul:

    - Ce faci ursule?...asta-i masina ta?

    Ursul: - Da bah...hai sa te fac o tura!

    Se urca iepurasul in masina si pleaca cu ursul prin padure. Se plmba ei cat se plimba si ajung la o

    prapastie...

    Ursul: - Iepurasule pui pariu cu mine ca la 200km/h eu pun frana la un centimetru de prapastie?

    Iepurasul: - Hai bre ursule!...ia sa te vad!

    Baga ursul 100....baga 200...la un metru de prapastie se uita la iepuras si-l intreaba:

    - Iepurasule te-ai pisat pe tine?

    Iepurasul:daa... Pune ursul frana si se opreste la fix un centimetru de prapastie.

    Iepurasul:

    - Bravo bre ursule!!....dar tu pui pariu ca eu la 300km/h pun frana la un milimetru de prapastie?

    Ursul: - hai bah!!...ia sa te vad! Se urca iepurasul la volan si incepe...100....200...300km/h...la un

    metru de prapastie se uita la urs si-l intreaba:

    Ursule te-ai pisat pe tine?

    Ursul: - daaaa......

    Iepurasul: - Poti sa te si caci ca eu nu ajung la frana...

    2009/08/05 12:52 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

  • 5730 » Diferite Glumite Glume si Bancuri Haioase


    doi politisti numara o bila.

    Sh3rmy_88

    2009/08/05 12:52 - Wednesday » bancuri texte haioase bancuri glume dragoste poze | texte haioase umor

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